Celebrity Rehab: Ke$ha Takes a Bite out of Therapy
Kesha Rose Sebert, known on stage and around the music world as Ke$ha, is now in rehab receiving treatment for anorexia and bulimia. Good on you, girl – we can all benefit from therapy – celebrity or not. You realized you needed help and did something about it.
But one question: why the fascination with teeth?
If you’ve never watched any of Ke$ha’s music videos, the girl’s got a fine set of pearly whites – all the better to take a nice juicy bite out of some rather questionable lyrics. She does it with a smile so blindingly white that you’d need a pair of sunglasses to take the edge off the words spewing from her mouth.
As in most areas of medical and scientific research, experimentation can often lead to new treatments. Seems someone working in the dental field has discovered that patients undergoing treatment for eating disorders can benefit from some intense therapy involving dental reconstruction, only not for cosmetic purposes.
After Ke$ha checked herself into the rehab center, she put out a call to her followers and fans to not send cards or flowers. Apparently she didn’t want sentimental wishes of good health; she instead wanted human teeth delivered to her for jewelry making purposes. Long Awkward Pause…
Honestly, how could anyone spend hours on end staring at these visions out of a dental hygienist’s nightmare without an overwhelming urge to drape themselves in extracted teeth threaded on a 24K gold necklace? She’s been on tour with these guys. I’ve looked at this image for only a few minutes and now want to search through the attic for my daughter’s baby teeth. I, in the role of Tooth Fairy, paid good money for those teeth and it’s past time I turned a profit.
Apparently, this fixation with teeth is nothing new for Ke$ha. There’s been necklaces, earrings, rings. One of her most ambitious projects was her “tooth” bra. I can’t help thinking that’s taking Madonna’s “pointy” bra just a little too far. It’s one thing to poke someone’s eye out with your bra. It’s a totally other (and may I say really bizarre) thing to want to be nibbled on by teeth from who knows whose mouth.
Does she accept teeth blindly or does she request some sort of molar providence? Like with artwork. You check to make sure the painting isn’t stolen or a reproduction or a fake. I don’t know how you’d do that with teeth. Maybe insist that tooth x-rays are taken, with the enclosed tooth highlighted and signed off by the dentist as actually coming from this person’s mouth. Given freely without duress or the use of anesthetic. Because if you’re under, you don’t REALLY know if what you get handed while in the chair is actually YOUR tooth. Think about that the next time you’re in the dentist’s chair.
I’ve heard of some wacky therapy offered to celebrities. In Ke$ha’s case, seems she’s going to have to effect progress without the use of real teeth as the rehab center has classified human teeth as not appropriate for use in her daily crafts class. Apparently, teeth are classified as “human remains.” Spokesperson for the treatment center said, “There is always a risk that it could be of bio-hazardous material so we are not able to bring in anything that’s real.”
If the treatment center doesn’t allow anything real, as long as they keep accepting celebrities as patients, they never have to worry about going out of business. *wink-wink*
Would you consider sending Ke$ha your extracted teeth?
Or do you want to start up your own line of dental designs?
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I was going to give the technical answer to this (anorexia and bulimia ruin your teeth, and my dentist drives a Mercedes), but then I read the rest of the post.
Yeah, this post makes my teeth hurt now. But hey, if the fans give in, then good for them. I would want to know the tooth fairy exchange rate before I sent mine in to her.
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I think she’s on to something. Have you seen some of her fans? Totally rocking the gold molars. She could collect enough to pay for rehab. $grin$
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Reblogged this on Blogdramedy and commented:
It’s my turn over at Long Awkward Pause to write something funny. I’m not sure this qualifies. Stop on by and bring your floss.
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Whoa, I think she has more issues then her eating ones. I would not want to touch someone else’s molars. No thanks! And she wants to make jewelry? So wrong.
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She not only wants to make jewelry…she’s already made a bra out of fans molars along with assorted necklaces and other bone-based bling. Maybe she hopes to make it big on QVC or the Home Shopping Network. Like Joan Rivers.
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Maybe she was a dentist in another life?
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Or maybe she has a fear of the Tooth Fairy after all and this is her way of coping. With celebrities, anything is possible.
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I have always believed that celebrities live in a cocoon of self importance, and sometimes, when they get a peek at the real world, all hell breaks lose.
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They are a different breed of human.
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You describe tooth-collecting like its a bad thing… I don’t personally. It’s a tough hobby to sink one’s… oh never mind. My comment bites.
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I’m just glad I was able to give you something to chew on.
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I keep dreaming that all my teeth fall out, and I have no idea what it means. Were they all to fall out, I’d not send them to Ke$ha though. Of that, I am certain.
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If I recall correctly from school, dreams about teeth falling out can mean you’ve said something you shouldn’t (or lied) about something; you’re stressing about failure in relationships or at work. There are others but those seem to be the most frequent causes. You’re in a stressful job so maybe you need to take a break. Go on vacation.
Drink Bud Light Lime by the dozen. *grin*
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This was all news to me. I guess I need to brush up on my Ke$sha.
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It’s not pretty. I suggest you gargle after.
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… and before…. and during…
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weird…just … weird
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And this is only the stuff that makes it to the news. Imagine what doesn’t get reported.
But. Wait. Let’s not.
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Yes lets not.
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Oh, gods… where do I sign-up?
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I was waiting for this comment.
I knew you wouldn’t floss over this post.
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Yeah, well… I brushed it off already.
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Also, those shoes are major.
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I can see smaller versions showing up at Williams Sonoma for use in the kitchen as meat tenderizers.
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And clubbing shoes. Whatever the kids are wearing these days.
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If you think about it, it’s not really much odder than collecting ivory from elephants. Maybe she’s just cornering the market on this before everyone else catches on.
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Now that’s one twisted thought! So…you’re probably correct.
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I have just learned more a Ke$ha then I ever wanted to know….
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Then my job is done, *wink-wink*
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Never heard of her. Hooray! Dig the shoes though.
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You need to step out more. In those shoes. *grin*
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On the “pull”!
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Huh? Wha? Another kooky celebrity. That is so yesterday. And, frankly, is this musician that popular? And, why do we need to care that another celeb has entered rehab? Or read about Bieber’s “timeline of bad behavior”? So many questions. So many silly news stories, eh? However, I do hope this girl gets the help she needs. Eating disorders aren’t a laughing matter at all.
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Especially with online media…”if it snoozes, it oozes….across the headlines.”
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My teeth hurt just reading this but, my curiosity really wants to see the footprint those shoes make.
Ok, off to call the dentist for my toothache.
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Seriously? You have a toothache? How’s that for coincidence. Or you may just be an empath. Like on Star Trek. How cool. *grin*
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The tooth ache went away when I stopped looking at those shoes.
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Another reason I constantly wear sunglasses. Helps deflect stuff like this.
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Maybe Kesha should concentrate more on what to do with her own teeth, like eat properly & healthily, than making some kind of art with other people’s teeth!
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Hopefully, her fascination with human teeth will be a topic for discussion with her therapist!
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I’m not surprised by any of this; Ke$ha can’t even spell, much less stay on the right path…
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The answer is so simple, really! Ke$ha mother is obviously the tooth fairy. Ke$ha, in a fit of adolescent rebellion, decided SHE wasn’t going to go into the family business and instead entered the world of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll. Still, because she comes from fairy folk, she is still captivated by shiny things…and by the teeth she should, by birthright, be collecting nightly.
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Brilliant deduction. You’re like an answer on Jeopardy. *grin*
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I feel awful for her and am hoping the best although I am not a fan. However, the fact about teeth is very disturbing.
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I admit I was shocked when I read about her fascination with teeth. I can only hope it’s false. Like dentures.
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