The Saturday Six: Ridiculous Craigslist Ads
Welcome to the very first weekly installment of the Saturday Six! Please join us every Saturday morning for a list of six strange and funny items. We like strange and funny items. We hope you are cut from the same shoe lace, whatever that means…
Happy Saturday!
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1. No Washing Machine Included
2. E.T. Phone Home
3. Sex and Death Metal
4. Saved by the Yell
5. Better Brush up on your Animals
6. Homo-sapiens Need Not Apply
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I’m pretty sure that’s my cat. I thought he was dead so I threw him out. Guess he wasn’t. I don’t want him back.
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Too late. Just don’t ask, “what’s in the box?” Brad Pitt…
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I have a theory: Just like it is purported that IQ drops when one gets behind the wheel, I am coming to believe that IQ also drops when one gets on the information superhighway. These are some fine examples…
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Mine drops by the minute.
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Gremlins are back? People are feeding them? Shit!
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Don’t get them wet either.
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I know some people that would eat that “cat” with some fat back and gopher gravy.
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Is there any other way?
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Number 4 sounds like a bad porn opening… “as you rode away on my best friend”
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Or a great porn opening!
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hmm…I thought the same thing…
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Great minds.
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i’ll take 3 of the snuggles, if i can get a break on the price of the death capsule one?
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That one is free.
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I have never read a craigs list ad before. Now I know what I’m missing. Cripes. I had to laugh at the ‘cat’ one though. I had one of those cats in my backyard once when I lived in Texas. My dog didn’t approve.
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As well as he shouldn’t.
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Oh, gosh, I guess I’m not the pervert I always thought I was–what’s “NSA fun” (from #3)? I’d Google, but I’m afraid that the National Security Agency is monitoring my web searches–oh, is it that NSA? Does he expect me to get naked and spy on electronic transmissions for the United States government with him? That doesn’t sound like fun.
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Don’t knock it until you have tried it.
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These people are wackos! Number 4 is my fav. Number 6, yikes, what a nightmare. This is a good way to research horrific characters.
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Good call!
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Sometimes I feel like I’m really out of the loop in the online world. This is one of those times. Thank you for introducing me to the world that is Craigslist. I think.
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Don’t go.
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Here kitty kitty! Nice kitty…OUCH!
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Obamacare!
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I like number 1, I’ve never owned a snuggie and would like to, just a thought.
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You can make a free one by turning your robe backwards.
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So frigging true!
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Love number 4! It almost sounds pornographic…
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Almost… 😉
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You are amazing. And I am amazed you worked boobs into even this type of post.
Tip of the fedora, sir.
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Is there an alternative?
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Male butt cheeks.
Male soccer players legs.
Karl Urban’s “any body part.”
See? Lots of alternatives.
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Not good ones!
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These are not real. Tell me these are not real. Peeple are stoopid.
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They are real…and yes, yes they are…
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I have seriously just missed out on some excellent roommate opportunities.
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I’m still available.
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I wonder if the buyer could use the deceased snuggie user as a tool to get rid of an unwanted house guest. “I’d love to have you stay, but the only bedding I have is this snuggie someone died in. Will that be a problem?”
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Sadly, my relatives would still stay…
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I have a headache, I’ve been shaking my head so hard…
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Hopefully in a humorous way…
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I think so.. To be honest, I forget.
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Gotcha
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I snorted my coffee. Thanks!
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That’s a bad habit to get into…
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Reblogged this on Life Is Sarcasm and commented:
Stealing … er borrowing more brilliant humor. Follow this guy or stalk him but def read his posts. They don’t get much better.
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