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The dog and the butts – A poem


FRANKENWEENIE

Dog Doggy, sittin’ on m’knee,

Dog Doggy lookin’ at 3-

D pictures up on screen,

But Dog Doggy, I’m so mean!

I forgot your little glasses,

So you can’t see 3D asses,

In this porn film so greatly

Capturing the moment in 3D!

***

Horn Horny under me,

Watching porn film in 3D,

Thinks I’d like to watch it too,

But I’m holy thru and thru.

Never shall I spy on asses,

With/without some 3D glasses.

But, if he had given me some…

I’d take a cheeky peek at just one bum.

Amen.

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14 Comments on The dog and the butts – A poem

  1. Porn in 3D
    Would Not Be For Me
    Especially The Money Shot
    That Would Not Be Hot

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  2. I don’t know if I should applaud or gag.

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  3. Did this 3-D porn watching with your dog include peanut butter?

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  4. Penicillin will sort out 3-D

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  5. HAHAHA! Amazing flow! Just made me laugh!

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