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The L.A.P. Tour Book Is Available!

Howard Gantz, Manager here!

The long awaited Long Awkward Pause Official Photo Concert Tour Book For Dummies is on sale for a limited time!

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Pick up your yours today! There is only a limited number of copies available!

Here is a small sampling of what you will find inside:

Before a show in Switzerland, Mike is showing off his shaving skills to a crowd of on lookers at their annual pet rock convention.

Before a show in Switzerland, Mike is showing off his shaving skills to a crowd of on lookers at their annual pet rock convention. Mike made that hat out of leaves on the right and donated it to local museum.

The line was so long to get into one of the shows in Denmark, Rants, Chris, Chowderhead, and Cordelia had to disguise themselves as penguins to escape the crowd.

The line was so long to get into one of the shows in Denmark; Rants, Chris, Blogdramedy, and Cordelia had to disguise themselves as penguins to escape the crowd.

This is how Len deals with stage fright before each show! Silly Len, we see your shoes!

This is how Owamwarisan deals with stage fright before each show! Silly Len, we see your shoes!

Since being Freshly Pressed, Justin has to wear a disguise EVERYWHERE he goes. Here Justin and his girlfriend are out for a night of fun!

Since being Freshly Pressed, Justin has to wear a disguise EVERYWHERE he goes. Here Justin and his girlfriend are out for a night of fun!

Some LAP groupies having tea before a autograph signing in Salem, Massachusetts.

Some LAP groupies having tea before a L.A.P. autograph signing in Salem, Massachusetts.

This is how Howard Gantz, Manager works when he is not feeling well. Poor Howard!

This is how Howard Gantz, Manager works when he is not feeling well. Poor Howard!

Monk Monkey looking sexy for his photo shoot for MQ magazine. (Monkeys Quarterly)

Monk Monkey looking sexy for his photo shoot for MQ magazine. (Monkey’s Quarterly)

Over 400 pages of photos and stories! Autographed copies available for an additional price. Look for it under the Merch section above or on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Ted’s Chicken Shack & Reads on East Burbank.

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About Howard Gantz, Manager (11 Articles)
Howard Gantz, Manager of Long Awkward Pause here. My credentials include managing the super boy band 98 Back Sync and Ron Howard’s second cousin, Doogie Howard. My father is Richard Gantz, owner of the Gantz T-Shirt Factory.

29 Comments on The L.A.P. Tour Book Is Available!

  1. i love this especially the disguise )

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    • Howard Gantz, Manager // September 17, 2013 at 9:35 am //

      I didn’t think the disguise would work. I suggested LAP T-shirts, but no one would listen to me.

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  2. The Salem experience was memorable. Who knew Goth MILFs could be so much fun?

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  3. Denmark was a blur and I still smell like fish.

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  4. I was going to sign copies but I thought the pen was a mackerel.

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  5. I’m so glad my until now silent investment in that chicken shack/book store hybrid is paying off.

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  6. My Peguin outfit was the best. THE BEST!!

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  7. People really let you work on their teeth?

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    • Howard Gantz, Manager // September 18, 2013 at 10:49 pm //

      I think this comment might be under the wrong post….

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      • Ardy, it’s his “hobby”. He does it so he can shoot himself up with novocaine. Please keep saying no when he asks you.
        If you didn’t do little finger quotes in the air at the appropriate spot when you read that, please go back and read it again.

        Howard, I told you the fans would find out. Look at you, you’re numb right now aren’t you?

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  8. Howard, where’s my effing severance?

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  9. You guys are like magical or something being able to shrink down to penguin size. How do you do it? That’s remarkable. I think I’m going to get a witchy hat now! Do you sell those too?

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  10. Yes I do look sexy, but not as sexy as those groupies! Awooooo!

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