Are you addicted to Caffine?
Dear America,
Land of the brave, the free. There is a new killer drug in your mist and it isn’t cocaine, heroin, advil or nickatine.
IT’S CAFFEIEN!!!
Yes, this killer addiction is stalking city streets and curbs as human after human carries around their paper cups filled to the BRIM with glorious Coffee which comes from CAFFEINE!
Do not taste of this vial LIQUID!
Millions are under its swoon and grasp. But don’t take it from me, take it from…
Ms Julia Desmond:
“I’m just not the same without my morning cup of coffee.”
“I once killed a man and a rabbit to get me some coffee.”
Jerry Capota:
“So fidgety right now!”
But DO NOT DESPARE! For I, the glorious Monk Monkey have begun a new series of videos in which I attempt to (and will) cure you all of addictions, misunderstandings, social indaequacies and fobias! I call it: “Self-help with Monk Monkey,” and the first episode is right here for your adoration and attention!
Watch it with a loved one today (a loved one addicted to caffine) and help them to see the ERROR of their ways and the GLORIES that await them on the other side of the non-addiction plateau we call THE REAL AMERICA or, DECAF-LAND!
Amen.
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I think I’d like to know more about the man and the rabbit story. Or not.
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It’s a long, twisted tale of a long, twisted man and his long, twisted rabbit. One day I may share the story, but I warn thee, it t’a’int one for the faint hearted.
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But then how do we wake up?
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A kick in the pants. Or electric shock. Or A FRIGGING ALARM CLOCK! Turn ye away from the temptation of the caffeine!!! Watch my video and be SAVED!
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Reblogged this on Monk Monkey and commented:
On the other blog I offer up writings for I posted this self-help video for all of you who may be suffering from the addictions of the dreaded caffeine bean…
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Personally, I start my mornings with a glass of water, and I feel fabulous. Until 3 p.m. Then it’s time to bust out the hot chocolate.
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I wish I could watch you bursting out of my hot chocolate. Don’t get burnt!
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Love the video! E is for Evil!
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Yes! And elephants.
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And excellent posts!
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Hmm, very convincing words there, Monk Monkey. Still, since I’m drinking a cup of java right now, I don’t think I’ll stop any time soon. Nice vidoe (although I raise you this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg)
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Vidoeo battle?!?!? Monk Monkey shall reign supreme!
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We are here to adore and pay attention. I’d stay longer but I need to go find me a latte.
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Bless you my ch- what the?! Have you not learned anything here today? Sheesh!
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Does it look to you as if it’s not the right to bear arms, the right of free speech, or freedom of religion that will be the catalyst of change–but the loss of our right to ingest caffeine? The classic movie “Airplane” had it right all along. 🙂
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Ah! You speak thruth my child.
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In fact, it was one of the topics I explored in my rather irreverent blog today.
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I have pretty much cut out soda, now you want my coffee too? I enjoy one cup in the morning! Get your paws off my cuppa!
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Cuppa luvva.
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Leave it to a monkey to spell caffeine three different ways in the same piece.
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I’m only one monkey. I need another thousand on a thousand typewriters to have gooder spelling.
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I could get you 100 monkeys and 20 typewriters, but that’s the best I can do.
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Partial credit.
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You might want to respell the C word in your title. Hope this helps.
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Monk Monkey is Australian. That’s how they spell it down under, plus he is a monkey.
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Yeah. We don’t have dikshunarys in the jungle.
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Caffeine without the e, eh? Okay. Former linguistics major learned something. =)
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I bet you didn’t study Monkey.
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I used crib nots
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Obviously not. Lots I don’t know. =)
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Happy to hlp!
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Hey there this is somewhat of off topic but I was wanting to know
if blogs use WYSIWYG editors or if you have to manually code with HTML.
I’m starting a blog soon but have no coding know-how so I wanted to get guidance from someone with experience.
Any help would be greatly appreciated!
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I know nothing! WordPress does it all for me I just type and stuff happens!
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I do accept as true with all of the ideas you’ve introduced to your
post. They are very convincing and can certainly work.
Still, the posts are very brief for beginners. May just you please prolong them a little from subsequent time?
Thanks for the post.
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Thank you for the confusing comment.
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Thank you! Please do!
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Gracias
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Right on brother!
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You really make it seem so easy with your
presentation but I find this matter to be actually something which I think I
would never understand. It seems too complicated and extremely broa for me.
I’m looking forward for your next post, I’ll try to get the hang of it!
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I am gad you are looking forward to y next post as it will open your eyes and feed thee the knowledge required by all passed from me monkey to you Jane.
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Howdy! I know this is kinda off topic however , I’d figured I’d ask.
Would you be interested in trading links or maybe guest writing a
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I look forward to hearing from you! Excellent blog by
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