Announcing the Long Awkward Pause 2013 Contest!
Win A Long Awkward Pause Writer For A Week!
That’s right! Announcing the first Long Awkward Pause Contest where you could win a staff writer living with you for one whole week!
Choose from Justin, Rants, Monk Monkey, Chris, Mike, Chowderhead, Owamwarisan, or Cordelia.
If you win some of the great things your week could include are:
Learn the secrets of a professional writer. You will get tips on writing stories, blogs, poems, rantings, and/or real estate documents! Learn how to get your material published!
Plus, you get to make at least four home cooked meals of the writer’s choosing. Each meal should be no less than three courses.
And that’s not all…you also get to supply the writer with their favorite alcoholic drinks.
You will also get to treat them to three really nice restaurants of the writer’s choosing.
If that wasn’t enough, you also win the opportunity to wait on the writer hand and foot providing such amenities as pampered massages, drawing hot baths, pedicures, manicures, and maybe even cucumber facials.
We almost forgot, you and your pick will go shopping! Yes, the two of you will get to shop for clothes for your favorite writer so don’t forget to bring that credit card!
And if that wasn’t enough, you also get to provide entertainment! You and your favorite writer will hang out and paint the town red. Providing on where you live, some things you could foot the bill for might include; a sporting event, night clubs, amusement parks, or even a Broadway show. The possibilities are endless.
It’s your prize, go crazy!
To enter just follow the link to our contest page above. In the form pick the writer you would like to spend a week with and in 500 words or less explain why. Please also supply a financial statement and samples of your cooking.